I don't think Asuka was trolling so much as, y'know, making a joke. Funny one, too (and I love Mr. Rogers as much as anyone).

I don't think Asuka was trolling so much as, y'know, making a joke. Funny one, too (and I love Mr. Rogers as much as anyone).

But we kissed Ronald Reagan's ass for like, years afterwards, so who can really figure out how these things work?

But we kissed Ronald Reagan's ass for like, years afterwards, so who can really figure out how these things work?

Yeah, he ran for president after gaining national attention for his heroism as a Texas Ranger

Yeah, he ran for president after gaining national attention for his heroism as a Texas Ranger

I totally forgot about Ernest and Vern! That's my only other exception.

I totally forgot about Ernest and Vern! That's my only other exception.

I really hope he's talking to an off-camera colleague there, and not doing the talk-to-the-audience thing, because bleah (well with the exception of Ferris Bueller, bleah)

I really hope he's talking to an off-camera colleague there, and not doing the talk-to-the-audience thing, because bleah (well with the exception of Ferris Bueller, bleah)

Hey don't go  thinking you've got a Monopoly on puns around here.

Hey don't go  thinking you've got a Monopoly on puns around here.

My favorite Cruise role is Collateral, where he plays a straight-up villain. So, I think he can play bad. But yeah, he sounds like a terrible fit for the Jack Reacher character.

My favorite Cruise role is Collateral, where he plays a straight-up villain. So, I think he can play bad. But yeah, he sounds like a terrible fit for the Jack Reacher character.

Wasn't aware I needed a "real excuse", because who cares what other people put or don't put in their mouths, right? But if I need one, I guess it's just that industrial meat production grosses me out.

Wasn't aware I needed a "real excuse", because who cares what other people put or don't put in their mouths, right? But if I need one, I guess it's just that industrial meat production grosses me out.

Yeah normally it wouldn't be a big deal, but apparently it came out that the other party in the extra-marital affair was Ayman al-Zawahiri, so…

Yeah normally it wouldn't be a big deal, but apparently it came out that the other party in the extra-marital affair was Ayman al-Zawahiri, so…

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!