"Barstool-judging hipsters"?
"Yeah, those barstools at TGI-Friday's are ok, I guess, if you're into shiny, polished corporate barstools. I guess I just prefer a wobblier, more "authentic" barstool, y'know?"

Wait, are you purposefully paraphrasing The Help? (Ain't you tired? Ain't you?)

And Joe Satriani is his partner who gets killed in the same way at the beginning and he has to avenge his death and catch the bastard who did it. And at the end, the mad guitar bomber turns out to be Dave Mustaine.

It's an artisanal cookie.

I'm not sure it looks quirky enough for Sundance. Are the boar-things marching through the apocalyptic landscape on their way to a beauty pageant and is one of them a suicidal Proust scholar? Oh, they are? Cool.

Nice! Ben's always plays good tunes.

Sometimes O'Neal eases up on the acid snark, and it can be kind of hard to catch - "Oh, wait - he was being genuinely complimentary there? Whoops."

And white people don't suffer from clinical depression, get cancer, lose loved ones, etc.

Great song, love Curtis Mayfield. Another great one is "Little Child Running Wild". Great, beautiful, hopeless song.

Cuz she's got a ….GREAT ASS! And you've got your head…ALL THE WAY UP IT!

Aw, HAIL Yeah!

Oh well, at least we've got that Jonathan Safran-Foer / Ben Stiller DC family dramedy series to look forward to. And by "look forward to", I mean, "not look forward to at all".

A "baby bitch"?  You should've been like, "fuck you, you stinkin' ass ho!"

That mid-air plane heist looks pretty badass

I've got one of those

@ Lovecraft: I'm ashamed to admit that I get that CoC-rules-based joke, and appreciate it. (Hangs head in nerd-shame. Cries a little)

Wait, that actually is a pretty cool story, I think. So, are we using "cool story brah" sincerely as well as sarcastically now? And how do I tell the difference? I'm so confused…

no, urnotrite brah

So, the douchey look of Bradley Cooper's douchey Hangover character was based on Todd Phillips' own douchey look?

Whoops, I misread your post - I thought you said "There's no way to springboard hornblowers into rocker status.", and I was trying to provide a counterexample. Still, I'll let the video stand, because it's awesome.