Holy shit, Roose Bolton rocking out on guitar is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.  It just comes out of nowhere.

Also, since from long before the Conquests and maybe as far back as the Age of Heroes, the Boltons were the Starks' chief rivals and they fought them over who would rule the north for a long time before they finally bent the knee.

Yeah, I'm not actually concerned and don't buy into the notion that one harmless misfire like that means a show now sucks.  That's hallmark troll thinking.

That cheesy slow motion "Kira!" at the end almost ruined the whole series for me.  Okay, not really, but still that was lame.

Comedy is so subjective that calling anyone "the best of time" will start an argument.  Hell, you could called Dane Cook the worst of all time, and start just many fights.

@avclub-4c22933415130955839224009df8641f:disqus  God, you're full of assumptions that are just as wrong as the assumptions I'm making.  I could easily reverse every single one of them and effectively nullify your argument.  Because what in the hell makes your point of view the panacea of truth?

@avclub-9a876248d78897fd982e32f78ce7e695:disqus  2 things: I don't watch lifetime and her comedy sounds like male comics doing the same kind of act.  Sarah Silverman, for example, doesn't.  I feel like her act is uniquely her but Amy Schumer's isn't.  As with pretty much everything involving comic preference and…

@avclub-4c22933415130955839224009df8641f:disqus STFU with your "agency" bullshit.  That term is stupid, overused, and one of the hallmarks of Internet pseudo-intellectualism.  A woman talking about sex is not the same thing as a woman talking about sex from her unique perspective.  She's talking about it like a…

It's not that they just talk about sex, it's that they talk about sex like male comics.  How 'bout a female comic that can talk about sex from a female perspective?  I want something uniquely female in my female comics, or at least unique to the comic herself.  I don't think that's sexist or wrong.

And when he gets to the part about how she's probably a lesbian, he'll be telling the truth for once.

Melisandre didn't prophesies anything.  She cast a spell to kill people who later died.  You're still on this idea that these visions and prophecies "prove" Melisandre is a fraud or at least faked the spell.  All it really proves is that the Ghost of High Heart is a skilled seer.  There's nothing in there about a "red…

Yeah, I wasn't really commenting on the number of dongs a dude can check out over the course of a given day.  Rather, I was talking about their rarity on TV.

Yeah, they're portrayed in the books as sentient and military minded with armor and swords.

My theory is that Cold Hands is Bengen Stark and what happens when a White Walker tried to bring back a Stark because they're the ancestors of all wargs or so connected to the powers the Children of the Forest had or something.

lol What the actual fuck?

Part of what makes the nudity so titillating is that it's so taboo everywhere else on TV and most places in real life.  By that logic, dong should be the ultimate TV guilty pleasure even from straight guys.  There are fewer dongs on TV than literally everything else.  Seeing a dong on TV is like seeing Bigfoot or…

Danaerys saw a dead king with the head of a wolf presiding over people butchered during a feast in the House of the Undying.  It would be an even bigger should out to book readers.

You have to admit though that two of those plots are pretty sketchy.  Yeah, a faceless man is sure thing, but the RW involved the cooperation of 3 major houses that have never really been traditional allies, the safe passage of at least 4-6 letters that detail anywhere from a third of to the whole plot and surely must…

Yeah, okay, there is evidence.  I'd forgotten those particular details.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus I'm not really saying that you can't use metaphors unless they're equivalent, I'm saying that Cersei is too blinded by her own fictional power, authority, and her family's untouchability to realize that her threat didn't land like she no doubt thinks it did.  
If she was…