For the record, I'd just like to admit that I'm a die hard "shipper" and have been since Ross and Rachel.  So yeah, if you're an anti-shipper I could see why you don't want them to get together.

He likes being a lawyer, and Pearson *blank* is the only place he can be one.

Is this the first episode you've watched?  Because all that has been dealt with.

I don't get what you're saying.  Is it stupid that they only hire from Harvard, or it's stupid that everyone acts like Harvard is the only law school worth going to?

I was totally sober and repeatedly whispered to my significant other, much to her annoyance, I'm sure, that I had no freaking idea what was going on.

100% with you on the inscrutability of the plot.  That was a mess.  And frankly, I could do without ever again seeing Varys with a buzz cut, stuffed into a suit.

Okay, here's the thing with Rachel and Mike as I see it.  For whatever reason, she is way into him.  Even when they've been fighting there have been moment were you could see her lust for him sweep across her face (like when she found out he was buying an apartment for his grandma and nearly passed out from all the…

Quick, someone find the timeshifted numbers for Terriers!  I need to know exactly how mad at FX to be.

I get all my new music from Saturday Night Live.  Most of it, I rightfully ignore, but Foster the People floored me when they appeared last year.  I hadn't purchased a single new piece of music since before CDs stopped being a thing, but when I saw them on SNL, I had to hear more.  I downloaded the album and I…

Why, Adventure Time?  It's hard enough being past "creepy" age, so why did they go and make Fiona so goddamn sexy?  The figure, the mini-skirt, the knee-high socks, the hair, and the fact that she's voiced by Madeleine Martin all seem to be designed to make me feel unconfortable watching Fiona (I didn't even mention…

I thought Tippy was great and really seemed like a real person instead of a cartoon character, for once.  I really liked Gilly, however, specifically because she was a living cartoon character (and Kristen Wiig can do no wrong).

Manny, of course.  Did anyone really think they were talking about anyone else?

Okay, Community is still just as good as ever.  All I see is a bunch of fools that let events outside of the show itself permanently bias what they think and say about it.

All I could think when I saw that was the line from last night's Archer about only being able to get "so" erect.

God, he looked creepy with hair, and lets not even talk about that suit he was stuffed into.

She was probably better at it before Mike showed up and made her all hot and bothered.

Yes he would.  Harvey Spector lives "up here" *places hand horizontally at eye level* and everyone else lives "down here" places hand horizontally at navel level.*

I've never heard of two of anything being referred to as a "bunch" before.  That was weird.

Is it racist when Louie C.K. says the n-word in his act?

What are you even doing here, then?