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Yeah, on a scale of 1 to 3.

Holy shit, I think I've died and gone to heaven.  I didn't think the most beautiful woman on TV right now could get any more beautiful.  There is no one on Earth with a more appealing face than Alison Brie - and maybe there never has been.  Brunettes with big eyes and soft lines…there is nothing more lovable.  I could

Holy shit, I think I've died and gone to heaven.  I didn't think the most beautiful woman on TV right now could get any more beautiful.  There is no one on Earth with a more appealing face than Alison Brie - and maybe there never has been.  Brunettes with big eyes and soft lines…there is nothing more lovable.  I could

It doesn't change the fact that THEY DIDN'T WAKE UP and that's why she didn't get caught.

It doesn't change the fact that THEY DIDN'T WAKE UP and that's why she didn't get caught.

Because they didn't wake up.

Because they didn't wake up.

Dan Schneider is a stone-cold perv with a inappropriately dark sense of humor for someone running kids shows on a kids network.

Dan Schneider is a stone-cold perv with a inappropriately dark sense of humor for someone running kids shows on a kids network.

Sure Ann and April are stone-cold foxes, and Leslie is perfectly nice to look at even if she's not quite beautiful; however, Victorious has four stone-cold foxes and one cutie.

Sure Ann and April are stone-cold foxes, and Leslie is perfectly nice to look at even if she's not quite beautiful; however, Victorious has four stone-cold foxes and one cutie.

They're also better than most of the dreck that passed for "kids shows" on the networks - specifically the classic 90s TGIF lineup.

They're also better than most of the dreck that passed for "kids shows" on the networks - specifically the classic 90s TGIF lineup.

I dare anyone to find one sitcom, for kids or otherwise, with a better looking female cast.

I dare anyone to find one sitcom, for kids or otherwise, with a better looking female cast.

You just don't understand Victorious.  It's an elaborate game of Penis played for the whole world on a kid's television network.

You just don't understand Victorious.  It's an elaborate game of Penis played for the whole world on a kid's television network.

"an elegant, handsome gay man in Miami"
I can think of worse things to be.

"an elegant, handsome gay man in Miami"
I can think of worse things to be.

I feel like the Homeland skit was more of a test to see if a Homeland skit was a viable possibility.  It was the SNL equivalent of a tech-demo.  It was just so broad.