Hold me closer, Tiny Santa,
Count the reindeer on the way,
Lay me down in strings of garland,
You had a busy Christmas day.

Sleigh Ridealong

Whither Last Call with Carson Daly?

The AV Club

The correct answer is and always will be The Wizard.

But which is worse???

Which was in itself an allusion to Funny Games, so you have horror movie references from start to finish

That was one of my scariest movie-going experiences. I was disappointed with the end reveal considering its similarities to (VAGUE SPOILERS)

Vitalogy not as great as Vs.? Show your work. (Seriously, though, I think Vs. is pretty good but Vitalogy is mostly excellent to amazing.)

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to Abbruzzese: "This is Not for You"

I think he just wants to make sure he gets credited while he's still Alive.

I believe it was one of those apes in 2001

The Chemical Brothers were sadly overlooked for the Nobel in chemistry yet again.

***Waits for his Twitter feed to get nominated***

He could write an exhaust gag that'd really make you think.

I like the part where he turned into a robot.

The Colbert Report makes a great lead-in to Conesy.

I love how one of the companies behind it is called "Saban Brands." "We're not even pretending to be a movie studio; here's some product for you assholes."

Resident Evil is the Warmer Color

Donald Kaufman???