I want to know if he's finished The Old Man and the Sea.

Shut it down, folks. We got a winner.

*This list subject to change on a semi-regular basis

Forgot about Knock Down Drag Out—I like that and Photograph. Unfortunately, wall-to-wall insipid lyrics.

Based on your avatar, I figured you'd love the Green Album.

If I didn't live in a fucking apartment, I would so be telling you get off my lawn right now.

I've never heard Pinkerton. Doesn't that make me coolest of all?

I hear that when he was getting into show biz, he changed his name from Jimmy Jim James Shabadoo.

It's the view of Batman's taint we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

Aren't you a little too old to be reading comics?

I usually try have a few books going, usually one literary fiction pick, one nonfiction, and one genre book.

Not going to lie, being among the ranks of Keyboard Geniuses is the highlight of my week (ah, who am I kidding—month). This is going to sound like shameless ass kissing, but there are so many interesting discussions here (most of which make me wish I had more time to play video games) and it's legitimately an honor…

I trust this is a period piece set in 1986 following a huge Stephen King fan as she eagerly awaits his next novel.

Two Guys, Inflamed Racial Tensions, and a Pizza Place

But who will play the Alfred Molina role?

Paul must be rolling over in his grave.

Bits and Pieces of Crap: The Angry Comedian story

No, they're the villains in the new Star Wars trilogy.

Too zany for Boys Town. Too much of a boy for Zanytown.

Autobiographical scrapbook? More like autobiographical crapbook, amirite?