Ooga booga boo!

The stars will fall and the earth will shake and the dead dread things from the time before time will walk the earth once more to vomit madness upon the writhing children of men! Feed me a lettuce leaf!

Give me a stick of wood to chew on! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

The Old Ones will rise when the stars are right!

My god sleeps in R'lyeh!

I was initially domesticated as a food source, and for certain arcane cultic rituals!

Don't house me with gerbils, I may run them over!

Make sure to supplement my diet with vitamin C!

Feed me carrots sparingly!