"She'll FEEL my big slimy EEL!"

It's like she learned nothing whatsoever from all that time with him. I hope this little arc ends with her turning the tables on him and not more Stark butchery. Having Brienne basically come out and say, "Hey, maybe you shouldn't have done that" at least gives me some hope that Sansa might become aware of how stupid…

And they still managed to produce two candidates that I like more than Trump and Hillary.

So far this season we've seen pivotal characters like Jon and Daenerys return to and conquer their pasts in some kind of important way. Jon by ending his watch and Dany by conquering the Dothraki. While watching Arya's scenes tonight, I couldn't help but think they were setting us up for a similar turn. I feel like…

Yea, I think the last you hear of her is that she's roaming wild and feeding on a lot of animals. I took it as a metaphor for Arya's situation.

Ramsay's death will be a lot more satisfying because at this point he's a far less interesting character (caricature) than Joffrey ever was.

Sansa lying to her allies about the (extremely unreliable) source of that information definitely won't come back to haunt her and definitely won't result in some nice and perfectly innocent character(s) meeting a horrible death.

F'n old man had to die before we got to see the Tower of Joy. That's the real tragedy in this episode.

Sansa and Robb clearly inherited the same strategic acumen genes from their father.

#WolfLivesMatter

Are Nymeria and Ghost the only two surviving wolves? Someone needs to call PETA.

Speaking of which, did another dire wolf bite it in this episode?

He talked about his cock and Dany in the same sentence, and literally said something like, "Let's go murder them!" (nice dialogue) about two sympathetic characters.

I'm also sad. This is one of the most tragic things to happen in GoT so far.

Dorne gets an A just for not being on the show at all.

A Dothraki command hut that isn't covered in at least three barrels of oil is considered a dull affair.

The whole religious fanatic storyline is probably the LVP of this season so far outside of Dorne, but I guess it has potential to turn into a nice jolly bloodbath still.

I sat up in my chair. That's the most emotion I've shown in probably three years.

So how are things?

Everbody get on the Dany train. Next stop: Queen's Landing.