"Pickle Sickle" Website Claims Pickle Juice Nutritious Enough for a School Lunch
Good to see the School lunch policies of Ronald Reagan are still in play(Ketchup IS and ALWAYS WILL BE considered a vegetable). Pickle Juice is a good source of water and vinegar I suppose, but water and vinegar alone can only fuel young…

There's some Bill Hicks in there too. I can provide a works cited page if you'd like.

Say what you will about Dave…
But at least with Letterman you don't feel like the host is an unfunny, incompetent, Doritto- shilling loser; just a sophmoric megalomaniac.