Everything about that line sounds awkward. It's like Gibbard was trying real hard to impress this girl with his sports knowledge, and wah wah, he flubs it.

Seems like you have some premeditated thoughts about this song - which could be a great tune, for all you know - and accidentally came off like a big jerk!

Was that him in the new Evil Dead remake?

lol that would be super funny dude

Speaking of poetry:

That's why I stick to one chord the entire song, before ending with something outrageous!

"Matt Skiba has spent the past 17 years in punk-rock purgatory" including "countless hours in the van on tour listening to boring, non-adventurous rock radio."

Toniii-ayyye-iiight
Leee-na Dun(ham)
Wants to set your place on fire!
But it's an expensive studio in Manhattan!
So she'll hold ooofffff!

Quabity ashwitz!

Eeesh, that sounds rough.

Couldn't someone call and give him a one minute warning before the break-in?

The A.V. Club - TV Club
Chicago Public Schools
Episode 1 - "Let's Strike Tonight"     F
Episode 2 - "Karen 'Don't Care' Lewis"     F
Episode 3 - "The Kids Are (Sorta) Alright"     F

Where do you hang out, bro?

Hear, hear @avclub-dddf3697534d510c2ed55e5767803b58:disqus . Heck, I even used "King of the Rodeo" as my ringtone for a little while. MY RINGTONE.

Does this mean that Debbie Matenopolous and that other dude lost their jobs?

Meeehhhhh

"Someone once told me they could make my hand smell like rasberries. When I took a whiff, they smacked my face. So I killed them."

Phoebe Got A Guitar

Taping shows on a blank VHS is still the way to go.

You know what's cooler than two albums in one year?