The easy transition from Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy to full-time cop makes this series totally viable.

Or via the opposing team being quaterbacked by one Rex Grossman.

Math is important when considering the legality of one's actions.

No, it's love.

;)

Man, and I thought my mom and dad were annoying. These parent trolls sound like a real pain in the you-know-what!

Andrew W.K. will be providing wipes for everyone.

If he starts complaining about stickers on fruit, consider the transformation complete.

"The Boys are Arriving, then Leaving Town; Arriving, then Leaving Town, etc." just isn't as catchy of a song title.

"It's a twister! It's a twister! Luckily, our home is protected by Allstate Insurance. Are you in good hands?"

Your sass leaves a sour taste in my mouth, Dikachu.

Yuppers, excellent song.

But I heard Andy Cohen reeaallly wants it!

"Wehhll she wuss un Uh-merican gerll…"

Dad?

Natty got that right!

Storage Wars Porn Stars would be much better. Featuring Darrell "Stained" Sheets and Dave "Booty-Molester" Hester.   

On a similar 'shenanigans' note, I really hope next week's episode doesn't involve pointless activities that have nothing to do with cooking, a la last year's skiing, target shooting, and picking giant ice blocks for ingredients. The preview seemed to suggest something along those lines, but maybe I'm just wincing in…

"Californiaaa, Californiaaa, here we coooommme…California."

I'm a wolf today, hey hey hey!
I'll huff, I'll puff, I'll huff, I'll puff, I'll blow you away!