It's no A Flock of Seagulls, but I guess that'll do, pig.

Fact-checking to make sure your comment regarding Avril Lavigne's makeup is accurate? That's dedication!

Fact-checking to make sure your comment regarding Avril Lavigne's makeup is accurate? That's dedication!

I've been waiting for Arthur to strangle Mr. Ratburn for years now.

I've been waiting for Arthur to strangle Mr. Ratburn for years now.

Eh, I dunno about that. Whenever I see the mayor on TV he's sitting down.

Eh, I dunno about that. Whenever I see the mayor on TV he's sitting down.

My rule for heading south: as soon as you hit Joliet, you might as well be in Alabama.

My rule for heading south: as soon as you hit Joliet, you might as well be in Alabama.

I was thinking the same.

I was thinking the same.

Then seniors!

Then seniors!

Norwegian Boner (This Bird Has Flown)

Norwegian Boner (This Bird Has Flown)

Inflated self-worth, brash, overtly assertive, and horny? Those are my kind-of job qualifications!

Inflated self-worth, brash, overtly assertive, and horny? Those are my kind-of job qualifications!

I'm not interested in your idea of my idea of someone else's management of their fame.

I'm not interested in your idea of my idea of someone else's management of their fame.

Powerlifted for decades, huh? I'm more of a sculpt-and-tone kinda guy.