You work for AV Club @avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus ? I'll be sending you a LinkedIn request shortly.

Already denied, @avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus . Thanks for thinking of me, though!

In high school, I put a Spider Man temporary tattoo on my left bum cheek. Days later, after gym class, I entered the locker room showers, forgetting about the tat on my ass. A few people started pointing. I bolted.

L…7…WEEEENIE. He's a weenie!

I thought the same. What started out as such an enjoyable show with great characters has turned into a complete mess…with no end in sight, apparently.

My 10-year-old-self used to watch TGIF and frequently think, "Needs more bestiality." This is a step in the right direction.

My Saturday nights just got a lot less erotic.

@avclub-9b8c140a7acbb285cf62f58512de5c4f:disqus likes that @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus likes this.

News Alert: Dawes Buys Facebook

I am rubber, you are glue. What bounces off me, sticks to you. Eat it.

"A woman called 9-1-1 when she couldn't find her fork at the dinner table. Turns out, it was just hidden under her napkin the whole time!!"

You go @avclub-6f518c31f6baa365f55c38d11cc349d1:disqus !

I'm all for you being all for numerous threads making fun of Chris Hardwick.

I often ask myself what kind of has-been my goldfish would've become had he survived long enough to see my family's puppy come home, rather than dying after a mere two hours. And I was a huge fan of that goldfish.

I'm not used to commenting at this time of the night. Almost feels sensual.

Can't decide if Mercer is a well-intentioned, simply-just-looking-to-become-a-better-musician-kinda-guy, or if he's just a dick.

I'm allergic.

Come back and clean up your mess first.

Shut up @avclub-8e241a00e2905962b86a2e25a7945c70:disqus , or I'm gonna punch you in the throat!

Yah, but does this mean he won't be appearing at the Gathering of the Juggalos this year? Fuck, man, just fuuuuuck.