Hmmm, the fact that you have no user name or profile makes me think you ARE my dad…and you covertly tracked me to this website and commented in an attempt to be "cool."

Even my parents (whose last movie seen in theatres was Titanic, and who admittedly fell asleep during all three original Star Wars) went to go see this movie. My dad claims he was "captivated."

That's hot.

You're just askin' to get the hose again…

Just list all of Fox's new shows so I can go about my day again.

Germany gets "I Believe in a Thing Called Love."

Yup, seasons two and three get a lot of love (rightfully so), but I still really enjoyed four and five. After that, kerrrrrplunk.

With brief hesitation, I recently picked up season 7 on DVD, if only to complete my collection and have the ability to rewatch Michael Scott's final episode (plus, it was on sale). I love The Office and will miss the series once it's over, but ending the show is a must.

That's what she said?

Dingy Brooklyn cafes never seemed so sexy.

I enjoy O'Neal's writing as much as the next guy, but this comment just made me feel uncomfortable. Perhaps that was your intent?

I'm curious, do you base many of your life choices on the ability to rent/not rent a car?

I just liked your comment @avclub-0f2aab038be93ff407d92af691001e73:disqus, but don't tell you-know-who!

This article went from "Just OK" to "Awwww yeah!!" when I saw the Blazing Saddles reference. Such a good movie. And Gene Wilder can do no wrong in my book.

"That's as good as money, Sir. Those are IOU's. Go ahead and add it up. Every cents accounted for."

I hear ya. Although, when Bobby is your Pappy, looks may be the least of your worries.

I also thought about participating…but neigh, it's just not for me.

One of my favorite Onion videos: interview with the 5-year-old screenwriter of Fast Five. Vin Diesel would be proud.

"Bitch, I'm me, I'm me, I'm me, I'm me…
Baby, I'm me. So who you? Fuck you, you're not me."

Sorry @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus , I only now noticed the picture's relation to the title. It's a slow day.