Better contemporary zombie entertainment: The Walking Dead or I Am Legend? I'm partial to TWD, but this whole Willow Smith speculation has me reconsidering.

Latex? Sheep skin? Homemade with plastic grocery bag?

Her cuticles need some serious work.

*and Russell Brand…maybe.

I'm having a hard time understanding the show's choices for guest judges. Between Pee Wee Herman and tonight's three Olympians, they seem to have NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I can't go a SINGLE Valentine's Day without hearing about your dick, Mr. Cameron.

Von Trier looks like that kid from high school who spent his free time using AOL dial-up to look at pictures of semi-nude women.

I enjoyed this episode a lot. Even if the whole thing had been a train wreck, Betty-Luke's awkward face at the end would have made it all worthwhile.

The only thing more abundant than Paul's tears are Sarah's gums. Eeeesh, please never smile again.

Touche. Welp, at least you're not Northwestern.

Bite your tongue!

Geeez Wisconsin, tell me something you CAN'T do.

"on Halloween" = "any day of the week"

Lambert looks like he's about to lean over and mouth the tip of Brian May's guitar.

OK!

Love for a Furby…best of both worlds.

You also have that story from yesterday about Courtney Love. Problem solved.

Hey! I will have you know that Mr. Lewis has a VERY big show scheduled for the Venue at Horseshoe Casino in March. Only then will Hammond, Indiana truly feel the power of love.

Doc's big number: "88 Miles Per Hour!!" Keytar solo included.

Don't worry, I have both on Blu-Ray!