I concur, the "Trani" performance is excellent. And along with the frat boy fan base you mention, I will also add the "48-year-old moms smoking weed with frat boys" fan base…which I witnessed at a KOL show in Milwaukee. I wondered what the hell was happening to society at that point.

Sometimes I watch the live version of "California Waiting" (performed around the release of BOTT) on YouTube just to serve as a reminder of what KOL used to be. They definitely seemed to have that swagger you talk about, but without the dick-ish, egotistical attitude. Now Caleb Followill seems like he could give two…

How long should it take before something feels good?

Where did my Kat Dennings go?

She's totally upstaging Nickelback…I'm confused as to whether like or hate her more.

My bad week just got worse.

Love me some Gloppy the Molasses Monster, hopefully played by an unshaven Nicolas Cage covered in chocolate syrup.

No donkey semen stunt on Fear Factor??

You tha man, Lt. Broccoli!  Finally, I will at least appear educated when discussing many penes at once! 

I can't wait to use the word "veiner" on a regular basis now…or, at least, when the topic of celebrities and their penises (peni??) comes up in conversation.

I've really warmed up to the no-longer-fat Drew Carey.

Sting >>>>>All other wrestlers

I went off looking for secret rooms, and instead found Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery spooning.

I will snag a Donald Duck Smiths tee as soon as it comes out.

The only beasts I want are Beast Wars and bestiality.  In that order, or at the same time.

Is it worth it?  Let me work it.

Thanks, @cybersybil.  I'm not very good with the interwebs.

If you want a portrait into the life of a Dane Cook fan, click on @dcollins61207 Twitter profile.  Eeeesshhhh.  At least he enjoyed the show.

Wyld Stallyns 4 Lyfe.

Where's Keanu Reeves?