As soon as I saw that damn fish I was like "Well…I know where this episode's cutting to black".

I've never really had the same issues with House of Cards as most people, because as ridiculous as it was, it was at the very least entertaining. This season however? A complete slog to get through… Even Frank's mustache twirling seemed toned down… and that was the most fun the show ever was.
Stamper was all over the…

Shakespeare Cinematic Universe or go home.

I'm going to allow it.

Except… despite having comedic elements all of these series are clearly dramas.

Why do you hate Jerry Ferrara, America?

Just scrolling the thread for one of these… Curses…foiled again

Hey man, off-kilter tripods and coloured lights don't buy themselves these days…

2Jokes2Soon?

And as we here at the AV Club know, Jane The Virgin has changed the face of television forever!

Now there's a missed tagline opportunity.

KableTown?

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So the movie now opens with Bond weeks into a cobra-whiskey drunk?

Yeah but…its not like that's a small amount….

I also don't get the overly crazy JTV love… I mean… I watched it. It's cute. But…its Glee-cute. We all remember how that turned out.

…off the top of her head

heh gimmick account in 5…4…3…2….

Ok, everyone really needs to be on the lookout for when he stops dropping random "This Is My Design"s into his public statements. That is when we call the authorities.

God the only thing that's worse than the current status of Kanye's ego is the knowledge that if someone strikes it down it will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine.