What if one faps about Lindsay Lohan?
On second thought, I take that back.

It's a can't-miss promotion: Jack Bauer will personally wrench off Bin Laden's scrotum when Starbucks sells its two-trillionth double-shot latte.

Um, that's Super Nerds to you, Bub.

not exactly a pop culture artifact, but…
I am the proud owner Rush Limbaugh's original larynx. Found it on e-Bay, and have since buried it in my front yard to keep dogs and cats away.

Well, that saved me eight bucks.
I love it when an overlong trailer gives away the entire narrative arc of a movie, thus sparing me the inconvenience of actually going to see it. Thanks, Judd.