you should just retitle this column FUCKING SIMS DOESN'T GET IT

Barometers are falling sharply!

I love broccoli!  it's…. good for you!

good thing I don't listen to dubstep, I'm guessing.

WE'RE FROM THE SUBURBS, NOT FROM THE CITY
WE DON'T HATE YOU, WE JUST DON'T KNOW YOU

hey, did you listen to 8 Diagrams?  totally evolved,  it's shitty, but it's evolved.

G G G G G G GEE WHY NOT?

yeah whatever happened to that little slimebag?  I lost track of him after Ozzie Guillen called him a faggot.

Shaft's Big Score is worth a watch just for Roundtree's delivery of "STAY AWAY FROM BLACK HONKEYS WITH BIG FLAT FEET!" when asked what his murdered friend had told him on the phone.

ALL MY DREAMS INVOLVE COMBING MY HAIR!

snake did

already better than Simpsons Classic!

*gunshot*

see also: Brooke Shields no longer existing in this dimension except in toothpaste commercials.

I actually saw her recently as a spokesperson for hair color or some such on the tv box.  I was astounded that 1.) I remembered who she was and multiple movies she had been in 2.) she was getting work 3.) someone hired her believing she would lend her star power and fan base which are both still considerable I'm sure…

more like Fred WORST right?  ha cha cha

I especially like Jerry overhearing and being mildly concerned for a second, thinking Kramer is returning to something you know he probably obsessed over for months and infuriated everyone with.  I would chalk it up to him being a good friend, but it's Jerry, so you know he just doesn't want to be annoyed by it again.

non-carbonated beverages are non-deposit/return in Massachusetts (though the governor has groused about putting it in effect at some point) you dirty rotten no good liar!

fart

J-woww is indeed pretty hot, by actual real world standards and not just in comparision with everyone else on the show.  though full disclosure:  I have a weird self hating thing for girls with big gross fake tits.