So is "Le Poisson", really.

Another story about an immigrant coming to our shores and changing things all around.

"Under the Sea" is already most of the way there.

If you'd tried to creep on Ann Paquin circa The Piano, I'm pretty sure you'd end up murdered five ways and no one would be able to tell if it was Jane Campion, Sam Neill, Holly Hunter, Harvey Keitel, or Paquin herself who did it.

I acknowledge that "could" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.

I'll tell you what, you gotta be quick on the draw around here when it comes to descriptions of literary style.

Avoid Cormac McCarthy.

This is even creepier than the first comment. I guess I better make mine creepier still. Um. Imagine Anna Paquin…in a mask that's half Harlequin and half demon!

Ugh don't remind me. I was at a restaurant with my family last night and there were the Browns and Packers in preseason, regular like the return of Halley's comet except instead of luck it portends the slow murder through a series of concussions of young men who could otherwise have perfectly decent lives.

They better rush that The Taming of the Shrew adaptation into production so Letterman can introduce the cast of "Screw" and "Shrew" to each other when he hosts the Oscars the year these two are nominated.

You mean she doesn't really pronounce crow as "crouw"? Aw.

This is appropriate username/comment synergy, because Dave Navarro's guitar playing makes a "durckk durckk" sound in that song.

"I used to blow things up…"

"I'm sorry that, in the course of the existence of my foot, it has, at times, been swung it such a way that it impacts with yo ass."

I'm picturing Jennifer Lawrence leaving the room to get a juice and coming back and Russell and Gibson are just two piles of gore on the floor. She would say, "That escalated quickly" and the whole crew would crack up. She would complete the movie herself and win another Oscar. You're right, best case scenario indeed.

Except she secretly would, and feel guilty about it, because her parents raised her not to enjoy violence, but it's okay to embrace your human nature sometimes, and sometimes we just wanna see someone get kicked and that's okay, hey guys we all learned something here today now lets go have sex in our enormous…

::pours Honey Nut Cheerios into bowl::
::Honey Nut Cheerios float away, because it's underwater::

Not that they should go this way with the movie, but the villains Peter David and Esteban Maroto introduced in The Atlantis Chronicles were great. They were more political villains, though, people who question Arthur's claim to the throne of Atlantis for various reasons, and I don't think that's necessarily the best…

You talk to the fishes, I fire the optic blast. It's all in the game.

So was the Carol Corps just…made up?