Vacuum cleaner for me.

Maybe Lundgren could sing some Todd Rundgren.

"Less rapping. More moping."

"All right, let me give you a little tip. You love the Aliens, you love the Predator, so you put them together! You love the Jump Street, you love the men in black, so you put them together! Stop putting things together! You gotta lose the combo deal."

I admit to finding some foil covers kind of striking, but die-cut adds nothing in my opinion, and the holograms were like something you'd see on a Masters of the Universe toy. It was an embarrassing time, the 90s.

I still love it, though I agree it lost a step or two just after Secret Wars. However, the last issue was excellent, Dauterman is a star, and Jane has become an utterly compelling character to me. I have no idea how her story is going to end. Having her go out in a blaze of glory and ending up in Valhalla would be…

My understanding is that alternate covers are what's keeping brick-and-mortar comic shops in business.

If they actually cared about keeping the U.S. secure, they might try, but they don't.

With Trump, it's about puncturing his sense of self-importance to call buildings with his name on them phallic symbols. He goes around claiming that he builds things, but he doesn't, he just licenses his name. When he tried to build things himself in the 80s and 90s, he was bad at it, lots of the businesses went…

We're all happy together in our series of forts!

Only little people pay the cleaning staff.

Quiet, he might hear us talking about him.

Scruffy Young White Dude Individual Protest is so weird. I sort of understand the impulse, but having been tangentially associated with that time that guy hit Bill Kristol with a pie, and with that kid who tried to sneak knives and stuff onto airplanes for a freelance test of the TSA, it seems like it's mostly about…

What's wrong with that? It's fun and wall pasta has a lovely paintish taste.

Fincher for me is one of the strongest arguments against universal application of auteur theory to film criticism. He's a work-for-hire craftsman whose films vary greatly in quality and style based on the source material he chooses to adapt. I'm sure experts could find a distinctive visual language for him, but his…

…with the power of settlement in tort litigation!

The only one he might have trouble with is that Finnish superhero, Rendel.

As a person of Dutch ancestry, I want to apologize. Considering how rich our empire was, we've contributed astonishingly little of value to the international culture. Some good soccer teams, some of our paintings are pretty good, but that's about it.

I get this, because some people just don't want to go back to the trauma. For me, Greengrass' tick tock portrayal of what happened that day was so cathartic. It was like going over past trauma with a thoughtful therapist.

Oliver North richly deserves a fictionalized comeuppance.