The only thing that could do that would be a bad haircut.

"All On a Mardi Gras Day" is one of the most compelling portrayals of actual joy I've ever seen in a TV show or movie. Every character is going through some shit at that point, but they get to have that moment of release.

Yeah, imagine the starship Enterprise attempting to "hail" planet earth today. They'd want to speak to our center of authority, but in our current state of affairs they'd probably end up talking to Elon Musk.

::Jerry Lews marches ethereally into the West::

He'd be a decent Magneto, honestly.

All Frenchness is gradually being drained from the world. Soon the hockey team will just be called the Canadians.

The Mountain is smart to line up other work, because he's the third one to hold that job. Between the Mountain and the Greatjon, GoT has had a hard time keeping consistent with its enormous actors.

Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!

I tried to watch it the other night. I really wanted to enjoy it, but forty minutes in the only believable interaction between two characters was Channing Tatum fondling a very large space gun.

I thought there was a Ghostbro in my apartment last night but it was just someone listening to Jack Johnson upstairs.

I've never seen these movies, because they've looked bad and people have said they are bad. To me, it seems like they don't commit to the cartoonishness of it; Dr. Doom is never imposing enough or ambitious enough, the Thing is never big enough, Reed is never weird enough. I wonder if Reed, in particular, might be one…

My personal theory is that The Sopranos was only okay and many of the actors in it were also only okay.

At this point of the 50 Cent musical biopic, the penis will have an emotional soliloquy.

More of a pendant really

Just when you think every possible porn parody has already been made…

Please please, you must also write "sans chemise" for our French-speaking readers.

John McCain seems so lost and innocent these days, like he's been stripped of his amulet of power.

I went to two different state parks this weekend, and I would estimate that 60% of all people I saw there were hunting Pokemon. I'm really curious if this is just a fad or if this type of game becomes part of the culture. It's not my thing, but people seem to be having fun and even, y'know, interacting with each other.

No streaming service has yet cornered the most important market, which is the Stupid TV market, the stuff they show in laundromats, break rooms, Amtrak stations, and some barbershops. Whatever service gets streaming rights to The Price Is Right will be unstoppable.

I'm still angry about that talking kangaroo movie where the kangaroo didn't even talk.