The mere description of this video smells like the midnight Georgetown Circulator Bus.

We couldn't even get a good Conan the Barbarian movie out of the Obama presidency.

The live performance of that song with Stevie wonder AND Kool Moe D AND Dru Hill AND Will Smith's excellent hat is genuinely great in an overstuffed Parliament concert kind of way.

At one point there was an attempt to create unique Chinese superheroes, a team called The Great Ten, but I'm not sure if they still exist after the last two reboots. I think I saw August General in Iron in something not too long ago.

I forgot to mention it's fine if they start a band.

There are just too many brothers who make movies together. Brothers, fight with each other! Pursue your own visions! Your model should be the two German brothers who founded the competing shoe companies, Adidas and Puma. Also, Dear Abby and Ann Landers.

Like Tory Spelling!

Boxers & Saints is a great comic and I recommend it if you have any interest in Chinese history at all. It walks that fine line between China's mystical past and its modern period, sort of like The Assassin. A beautiful piece of work.

"Look at that person, with the accurate skin!" is something we might shout when you walk by.

That sophomore album, man. Killer. Whatever happened to MGMT?

Because such a large percentage of prestigious movies are directed by white men, it sometimes seems like white supremacy and the patriarchy have caused women, people of color, and especially women of color not to get a fair shake in getting opportunities to succeed. But if you really think about it, it's not a problem…

It's not the size of the paddle boat, it's the gradual, steady motion in the man-made lake.

Every dick is news when it's on a paddle boat with Katy Perry.

I would say it's more of a Dolphin, if you want to stay in the Eastern Conferences.

Honestly, if I were required for my employment prospects to keep my body in the kind of shape Orlando Bloom is, I would be naked at all but the most formal occasions. "This is a goddamn achievement!", is what I would be implying.

It's anti-Russell Brand propaganda.

I agree, we all know what we are. One of our most prominent commenters is an actual penis.

The Western is definitely better at dancing than the Eastern overall, but I might put the Southern before the Northern.

As he should! I was born in Indiana, so my Hoosier genitals are, if not his direct responsibility, at least an indicator he needs to consider.

His butt has a flag cape!