Yeah, this kind of stuff only works for me if the lead singer has got Steve Perry-type pipes. Jenkins doesn't have a very interesting singing voice at all.

Did you….want it to be about something else?

Um.

Those twin bands keep you on your toes.

"Free Speech" interpreted as "You have to let me use your free service."

"I am not going to have sexual relations any more with that woman, am I?"

Slavoj Zizek: no longer the most famous Slovenian charlatan.

I can see how some might find him sort of bombastic and unsubtle, but to complain about him when 90% of all action movie themes are completely unmemorable seems ridiculous.

John "Hot Rod" Williams is too :(

Ah, yes. "Children of Dirty Sanchez".

Ralph Wiggum's auto-tuned voice is still one of my favorite Simpsons moments.

Oh I have no idea what Unix is either. It's a Jurassic Park reference, where the tween girl saves everyone by hacking, i.e., using, a computer with a Unix system.

IT'S A UNIX SYSTEM

No, Online Popeye has superhuman snark powers. Basically he can type fast.

The also used to show Homicide: Life on the Street reruns. I think the angle was that Melissa Leo's character was unique and interesting, which is true, but she was also very much a supporting character on a show that was mostly dudes.

We used to get yelled at in first grade for asking to color as an activity during free time. That was for little kids. I like things better nowadays, honestly. More joy, less shame.

Nope, swing. They were called The Milk Bag Squeezers.

I figure Bieber would win on points if it went the distance but I could see Manson sneaking in a freak knockout blow.

I assume his attorney would be Daniel Benzali from the 90s show Murder One. He'll have a very pained expression but he'll take the case.

The Purpose-Driven Anti-Life