Believe in Swedish social democracy, which has brought us most of these songs.

This is still my favorite Cedric the Entertainer bit. "…but it was cool, because they were breakdancers."

"With a heavy heart I report the celebrities are at it again."

"…to go, boldly, to locations no being has, on a previous occasion, yet visited…"

For that matter, my first Star Trek episode was the one where they fight the aliens that can turn them into little gray cubes. Scotty defeats one of them by getting him drunk.

"Mister Sulu, take the coooooooooonnnnnnn."

Come on. We all know Kirk has never said no to anything.

We briefly got CBS streaming to watch the Tony Awards because our kids are huge Hamilton fans, and since we had it, I thought, hey, why not watch one of CBS's other shows? There must be something interesting there. But there was absolutely nothing I remotely wanted to see.

This was my first Seinfeld episode. It's a good 'un.

I meant, specifically, I hope there is no gun violence at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, which would lead to all manner of scary crackdowns and smarmy David Brooks columns.

I honestly just hope no one gets shot this week. I don't think the revolution is coming, or will ever come, but we're clearly at a volatile moment.

I'm surprised to find only three puns in this thread, but I'll stick around and see if more appear.

Wow, by the end of time they'll probably have to give it a new name for syndication.

That tree looked really uncomfortable to the voters and they sympathize.

NEW RULE

Yeah, Kilborn couldn't even get a house band or an announcer. I'm pretty sure he took the tickets too.

My Granddad's Drowning Pool Concert is a Nation of Contrasts

I'm still sad about this.

I like to think every time Swedberg gets a Seinfeld residual check she tears open the envelope, looks at its glue strip, and says "Ha!"

::whispers::