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ALL THE GONADS

A wig, you say? A wig of blue?
There are some wigs that will not do!
AND I WILL PUT THOSE WIGS ON YOU

But so many were assigned it!

My favorite was Robin Roberts. I loved it when she would have serious prognosticators on and would listen to their spiel and then just say, mildly, "Enjoy the games, guys." Keeping it in perspective.

When I was in college I read The English Patient, in which Madox carries around a copy of Anna Karenina that he writes notes and pastes photos into, and being pretentious I tried to do that myself with an old copy. I'm sure I was subconsciously hoping that someone else who'd read The English Patient would notice, but…

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Yep. "I wanted to destroy something beautiful."

The only ESPN I get now is in the break room at work, and it seems like Bayless and Stephen A. Smith are on about five hours every day. Makes me long for Kilby, honestly.

90s hate is the purest hate.

Not Kilborn? I forget when he left.

I'm sure this is terrible, but that is a pretty good cast, honestly.

"Cooch was a good show. I love everything aboot it." - Canadian TV critic

It's produced by the penile glands.

I can't believe I've never seen this. A friend delivered a VHS of it to my house once, and I still didn't watch it. I probably watched Full House instead like the high school asshole I was.

Empathy doesn't belong in a museum, man! It's a living thing! Many places, anyway. Maybe not the internet.

I like Berman. You take that backbackbackbackbackbackback.

Most places are just fine, really. I bet even Svalbard is pleasant if you have a good coat and a well-insulated house.

Who said it was going to end racism? Did Steve tell you that?