A Saint Louis debutante ball is barely better than having your sweet sixteen at your uncle's bowling alley, to a publishing industry honcho. She had a lot to overcome.

Well, it does obey the rule of three.

Everyone should write a memoir. Then we should all dump our memoirs in an arena and have them fight it out. Whose life will win?

I'd much rather rewatch Terminator. I will say for the first film: the HR Giger design of the xenomorph remains an incredible artistic accomplishment and contribution to my nightmares. And Ripley is an important character in film history, and Cameron served her well in the sequel.

and it's got Ron Perlman!

Shoulda gone with Pullman. Paxton always loses his head at Comc-Con. Pullman provides steady leadership.

For Your Consideration: All Aliens Movies Are About the Same Level of Enjoyability, Which is to Say, They're All Okay

The legal standard for reasonable police behavior, where any officer feeling fear is legitimate in using deadly force, is very hard to beat. Systemic racism has proven intractable and insatiable in feeding on itself. I really think the best course of action is the hard work of passing legislation for strict controls…

The Obsidian Order is just their lustrous, lustrous hair.

I always thought it was Lt. Hoek, from the way Patrick Stewart pronounced it, and was all excited that the Dutch finally made it to space.

Harold and Kumar Make Themselves Each Other's Next of Kin in Whichever of the Fifty States They Want

It gives me hope for the world to come for my rude, terrible children.

I would like everyone to keep saying oh my

as is traditional on their home planet

Shalalalaa

My haircut is also top secret.

Yeah, I didn't remember any episodes with him, so I checked the Simpsons wiki and it says that they give him an Italian accent in Spain and and Mexican accent in Argentina. It also says, solemnly, "In the Japanese version, Hank Azaria's performance is untouched."

I really enjoyed watching Los Simpson when I was in Mexico in high school, and I remember that episode so clearly: "Lo siento Homer, tengo que formar mi propio grupo con mi novia, esa japonesa artista conceptual."

This would be the 44th-most-read Newswire of 1982.

So…uh…"he don't wanna die is"…?