I will always listen to Kelly MacDonald's voice.

The problem is that they use nicknames. Marty Scorsese? To his friends, sure, but Martin in the credits. The informality is a sign of sloppiness in a director. You just know Al Hitchcock's movies would be much worse.

Redbelt is only okay.

I want to know what happened next to those two volcanoes in love.

Kolvoord Starburst or GTFO

Follow That Bird…With a Mop!

"We, the jury, find that Season 2 was actually quite an interesting exploration of repressed pain and the American obsession with self-mythology."

HERCULES MULLIGAN!

Rarely have I physically recoiled from an artist's entire body of work as wholly as I have from hers. I don't even want to know where she went to college because I feel like I know the exact Oberlin co-op dorm she lived in.

And now, Amanda Palmer will perform an interpretive dance…

That movie is so boring and strange, but charmingly boring and strange, not offensively boring and strange.

'Tis an eerie doctrine indeed, but that's not important right now.

<——- IT'S THE ARROW GAME!

Smokin' the flower. Burnin' the buckwheat. Firin' up the flax. Broilin' the bulgar. Sizzlin' the spelt.

Maybe he should have narrated some documentaries.

I guess anyone who's cast in this sequel is…

I also watched that one recently…leaving Netflix streaming soon, I guess. I wonder if CGI spaceships will ever seem as tactile to me as good models. Models are limiting in many ways, but you really do feel like the Enterprise is a big old hunk of metal you could bang your fist against in ways you just don't with, for…

"Place you name, money I name, or else bargain NO."

"Hello, boys."

I'd still rather watch it than any TNG movie, and I love TNG.