I was watching The Search for Spock last night, which I haven't seen since probably 1995, and it has a Tribble cameo in it! They're in the earth bar McCoy visits. No wonder the Klingons are so pissed about Genesis; all they see is more Tribble habitats.

Where does this put the music video for "Hello", by Adele, which is clearly a Star Trek fan film about loss and time travel?

The ol' Francis trick.

I'll miss you at the parade.

Even the British want independence from Britain this week.

Yeah but they only buy Dean Koontz and cookbooks.

"Ah. Cake."

Ass Tush Hell Fuck: Mutha Fuck Fuck Tupperware

Hey, Dikachu comes when Dikachu comes. Like the Taco Bell bell.

I know! He played Dalong Wong in Jackie Chan Adventures!

I feel you're biased.

Just in time for Hollywood to stop making good movies completely.

What, at that one place around the corner from the Burlington Coat Factory? We also got that hunt for the Wilderpeople movie.

On the other hand, if he's ever named dictator for life you've got it made in the shade.

Are you kidding, there are so many foods! Each with its own unique comic potential! Root vegetables alone…

Before I saw Love & Friendship, there was a trailer for that documentary about the quack doctor who tried to cure infertility by putting goat testicles in people. All the old people in that theater loved it.

Every Zack Snyder film is the same length, width, and depth. Only our perception changes.

First down on one knee, then the other knee, then you kneeeeeel. Then Zod does the dance. Yes, it has to be in that order.

Which Martha?

You gotcher sideboob, yer underboob, and of course overboob is just cleavage, so I'm innovating with the behindboob.