To be fair, they also golfed.

One time they made Paul Haggis eat a haggis.

Scientology sounds a lot like Dennis Middle School.

Every dog seems big to me.

I enjoyed her summer romance with Zack on Saved by the Bell.

Also not as bad as the ultra-violent street gang known as the "westies".

Wocka wocka wocka

"Charmed, my dear. Doubly charmed."

I can totally see Dr. Ian Malcolm as an elder of the universe.

Here, chew on this yak jerky.

I understand why you would take it personally, Ben.

Also, is Harry Connick, Sr., still alive?

Let's adjust our expectations and call them the Adequate Four.

It was a superhero origin story.

I bet the Randy Quaid scenes from the original are even more disturbing now.

will help us feel like we're really long ago people in a galaxy far far away

Forget it, DelMonte, it's Disneytown.

Ryan Gosling as Batgirl. Abbey Lee as Batman. Kristin Scott-Thomas as Commissioner Gordon.

In the future, everyone will be Australian for fifteen minutes.

Audiences clearly don't want anyone except Will Smith to fight aliens.