…"The Sparky Anderson Story"

I would much rather watch a movie about LeVon than Siegfried & Roy. I'm not kidding and it's not even close.

Cersei, you're the last person I would expect to know that song. But you sing it beautifully! Never have I heard a voice so pure.

How about just "We Both Like Tigers".

"…their successes, desires, and dreams…"

I love how Dalton just starts talking in a German accent once he reveals his evil nature. I don't think we're meant to think he was secretly Teutonic; it was more like, Hey, welcome aboard Mr. Sinclair, here's your sinister vocal coach so you can sound the part!

Good thing he's invulnerable, because those things would chafe like the dickens.

"I must break you…off a piece of this lovely olive loaf, new recipe, guys!"

I suggest Jon Stewart as the voice of Orko.

I think this is also Taylor Kitsch's main problem.

This was the number one song at Lincolnwood school in 1984. In kindergarten, anyway. In Ms. Herrick's class, anyway.

D.C.'s hottest club is Willard's hotel. This place has everything.

Why, what happens in April? Tell me! I'm cool enough to know.

Oh we got trouble
Right here in King's Landing
Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with D and that stands for

Woe, mansplaining.

I really enjoy the idea of Ralph Stanley and James Brown briefly running into each other, maybe not really getting each other, but just sort of nodding, a real recognize real moment.

"And you are…?"

Just to be respectful. A handjob of respect.

She's Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson in Die Hard with a Vengeance, isn't she? Maybe she'll meet Jeremy Irons on the boat and he'll make her answer the riddle of St. Ives.

Yo mama's so oppressed by the patriarchy, she's going to seek out brutal revenge on her enemies!