Giselle Bundchen, German-Brazilian that she is, has the most efficient lovely sex messages of all.

They're the worst sports fans except for all the others.

"I think I speak for all the American people when I say that I am tired of hearing about your footballs!"

Star Wars as an Ealing comedy is fine with me.

Were you an extra in Rambo: First Blood?

I sort of like "Sugar, We're Going Down", and even I will not listen to this.

The song "You've Got the Touch" has the answer, if you just listen deeply enough. I don't want to ruin it for you.

Kate Beckinsale's character from Love & Friendship would destroy Michael Bay in fifty seconds. Megatron, too.

There will not be an explosionless Transformers movie…until All are One!

Yeah, who not Smallfoot? A lady GoBot who turns into a pickup truck. Or Crusher, an evil lady GoBot who turns into a racecar? Or how about both of them?

So…it's T-BOB.

He could co-star with Ellie Kemper. He would take care of all the brooding and she would do all the detecting. In the last episode she'd show up at his table in the dive bar, having solved the case, but the final shot would be on his sad eyes…

Yeah. The whole North Dakota oil fields thing has been rough on prairie dogs, but things have quieted down again.

I kind of miss the Leonard Cohen song.

If this were the 90s, Tyson would have his own sitcom by now.

The Farting Bendis Corps lives fast, writes fast, and never says no to a nice kale salad.

Their new podcast is pretty good.

After the Mad Max: Fury Road trailer I was sort of disappointed that Abbey Lee turned out to be a good guy, because she was terrifying, so good eye Refn casting her as a villain-ish person here.

Wait wait wait.

It's still very influential. Two years ago, everyone was talking about their calendar, for example.