Shirtlessness is really becoming a lost art. I've hardly seen any so far, this spring.

Aw Hugh. What if the next Wolverine movie is a musical?

Dougray Scott, your hour has finally come!

"Directed by Takashi Miike"

We shall be undone when everyone finds out that our ruler is a sentient yellow penis, though.

Ooh, I bet you could get Sean Bean for that part.

My favorite hunger game is Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Hollywood does love those stories about European misfits who end up hanging out with strange foreigners and then learn those foreigners' foreign ways and then end up being better at the foreigners' foreign ways than the foreigners.

I believe his signature song was "Take It or Leave It".

♫This is meeeeee/the way I like to beeeee/take it or leeeeave it…♫

I also know too much about this show.

He briefly came back to life a few years ago, but it turned out he was a Skrull. Everyone was very relieved.

Every Dustin Hoffman movie makes much more sense if you retroactively assume he was recruited into the Avengers at the end of the credits.

With more and more people having to be listed at the end of each movie, and more and more movies having post-credits sequences, we are headed for a world where we eventually spend the majority of our time waiting to see Samuel L. Jackson appear and tell someone about the Avengers Initiative.

Madame Web saw it coming, though.

::goth dance moves::

You should really do that in all four compass directions, to keep your four humors in balance.

And Franco hears the screams. Oh yes, Franco hears.

To be fair, Game of Thrones has really shattered a lot of stereotypes about the things eunuchs can do, like invade cities or seek grisly revenge or become sex symbols.

Now now. The intern who wrote it worked for minutes on that sentence.

The guy who played the vice president on The West Wing could do it. Maybe he's too old, but he seems nice and shifty.

But if gay sex is outlawed, only outlaws will have gay sex! Sexy, solidly-muscled outlaws in vests and chaps.