They lost that particular boot years ago. They now use Natalie Imbruglia.

So you're saying God is a massive dick?

Double Hitler had two moustaches.

Lame Jokes at Easy Targets is my favorite David Cross comedy album.

You're not wrong about the story's problematic moral underpinnings, Ignatiy, but I've always felt that you can read the book as stating that Ender is, in fact, a monster, because of his actions. "He searched for a long time" could be read as "he searched forever, because there was no hope for him." But your…

Osborn really was great. Toxie Doxie is a terrifying character.

Inspiration for Donal Logue in "The Tao of Steve".

They're trying to co-parent responsibly.

All I have left is this Aquanet.

But what if lazy, old, tired Han Solo were sought out by a young girl who needed his help to track down the man who shot her father, and at first he was sort of unsure about taking a job for this little girl but gradually he came to respect and even like her?

He shouldn't have agreed to make those deliveries for Louie Gohmert.  Now the government is shut down, he had to dump his cargo, and the border agents are calling in all his markers because they're not getting paid.

Man, there sure were a lot of secret Nazi plans.

Downvoting is so lame.  Seriously, let's just not do it, guys.  If someone says something flaggable, flag, like the man says.  If someone says something stupid, just assume they're drunk and move on.

So it's not "Diss Kwus"?  Aw.

Yeah, that parenthesis looks much curvier than a usual parenthesis.

How about John Mayer?

I blame Reggie Miller.

Jeffrey Wright is the definitive screen MLK, in my opinion.  Boycott is a fantastic film.  Erik Dellums is incredible as Bayard Rustin, too.

How lucky for us that you decided to make this offer here!  My bank number is 58008, read upside down.

I'm glad I kept reading this thread until I got to your comment.