His entire career is worth it because of the reference to him in "Iran So Far Away".

Surely there must be someone who disputes that claim, some sort of rival?

Also, some pot in every chicken.

In all honesty, I'm worried that Nick will end up in jail someday for murdering his dad.

We say this every week, but man, what a great actor.

Varmints's Embarrassing Story Corner:

I've never seen either movie.

She wouldn't have gone for Sam or Neal, but Bill has that frankness and decency that I can see many women finding attractive.  Not to date, maybe, but worth a smooch or two.  Cheerleaders like good conversation just as much as anyone else.

How do you cast Ben Gazzara as the bad guy and Kevin Tighe as the good guy?  I'm not saying it doesn't work, but it's some seriously counter-intuitive casting.

Kevin Tighe really is terrifying.  Once again, perfect casting.

WHAT IS HE?

It's his way.

Obama is only really into Danish TV shows right now.

Sigh.  Poor Optimus Prime.

Great!  The formula is in the fridge, I laid their jammies out in the hallway outside the bathroom, no more than three stories, bedtime is nine, the pediatrician's answering service phone number is on the fridge under the banana magnet.  I'll be home at eleven, maybe more like one.

Still Katie Holmes's best performance.

I love that picture so much.  I know it can't be real, but I want to believe that that man rode that submarine filled with crack all the way from Kingston.

Also would work for Keeping Up With the Cardassians, actually.

It's ironic.  Otto Octavius sees himself as a brilliant man and a better human being than Peter Parker, and therefore superior.  The story is about how he is, actually, not.

"Et ye, Swank!" will be Clint Eastwood's last words.

Embracetubation!