Most prestige TV shows these days are about oral sex and reptiles.  Breaking Bad definitely was, and it's a major theme in Showtime's entire lineup.  The Sopranos started this trend, of course.  Some people even saw it in The Wire, but don't tell David Simon that.

Sigh.  This explains so much.

♫Bravestaaaaaaaaarrrrr…
Eyes of the hawk, ears of the wolf.
Bravestaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr
Strength of the bear, speed of the PUMA!♫

I also remember the excellent driving symphonic theme to the cartoon show C.O.P.S.

To be fair, you need to bathe me more often.

No, don't be embarrassed, we owe a lot to the Krod-Mandoon people, who got rid of those pesky Neanderthals for us so that we could take over the world.

He's not really physically right for the part, but I have this feeling that Tim Roth would do a great Skeletor voice.

Would also be required of any Barbie movie, and that's not all the actor who plays Ken would have to do to his body.  Best not to think about it, really.

So many different kinds of people have found success as vampire hunters, it's really amazing there are any vampires left at all.  It shows the true resilience of their community.

What about Former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich?  He's funny.

I have this feeling, though, that if she married a straitlaced guy they would get along really well.

Unfortunately the sex was with David Miscavige and he was feeling extra shouty.

Pawtucket it is, then.

Look, another one!

I'm enjoying having something different.  Peter will obviously be back; it's interesting to see someone who has completely different interests and values trying to take up the mantle of Spider-Man.  The series has mostly been about how Otto's disinterest in other human beings as people is really detrimental to his…

I really think they're completely different.  Alan Moore has never shown any particular interest in the futurism that really defines Ellis's work.  Ellis's breezy style of writing conversations, which sometimes results in many of his characters having a similar voice, is completely different from Moore's more…

Yeah, if anything the review understates how hilarious the comic is.  Some of Fraction's best work so far, in my opinion.

Wow, that would mean, since he created many more serial killers than would have existed otherwise, Dexter is actually sort of a bad guy.

If it makes you feel any better, Sarah Silverman and Topher Grace are having sex with each other right now, in private.

Would you accept topless shuffleboard?

No, that was The Blind Side.