So you're saying you haven't always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey?

taH pagh taHbe’!

McCoy had a bunch of great lines in that movie.  "What is it with you, anyway?"

Trillium is really, really good so far.

"More and longer farts that Blazing Saddles!"

- The A.V. Club

My shit just got real emotional.

There are a lot of characters in the Milestone universe that Crews could do, but I'm not sure Icon is one of them.  Icon is deeply serious, and Crews is a natural goofball; he'd end up having to subsume his natural ebullience.

He would be just about a perfect Ben Grimm.

This is pure genius on Garcia's part, because he knows that, the more offended he is that we call his farty show a farty show, the funnier his farty show will be.

Sigh.  Here I sit, all brokenhearted…

We'll never see Blade: Quadrilateral now.

He didn't even know he was in In the Company of Men, like Eddie Murphy in Bowfinger.

How about a Breaking Benjamin update, instead?  Drummer Chad Szeliga has left the band due to creative differences, making singer/guitarist Bejamin Burnley the only founding member who remains.

He's too short.  Short people are inherently boring.

The scary thing is, horses are the animals he loves most of all.  It's dangerous to be on the receiving end of Milchlove.

Could be both; sometimes they work as a team.

It's her fault for hooking up with Dodo Al-Fayed, Last Prince of an Extinct Line.

Princess Zooey Deschanel uses robo-bats.

They should try replacing Jack Ryan with an interesting character.

I think what she means is that everything is connected.