Here is the dance:  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Sirella would make quite the doula.

"Look, we're your friends, but we don't work for scale, dude."

"Mid-gazonga" is probably the funniest thing I will read today.

You're right, it makes perfect sense for the character, who is deeply romantic and deeply traditional.  The idea that boys don't fantasize about their wedding days is just sexism anyway.

Quien quiere desayuno?

Are they actually kindergartners, or are they really deviant psychopath serial killers trapped in the bodies of kindergartners?

Man, I watched that episode months ago, and I'm still embarrassed for Nick.

It is better to be a weird asshole than to have a weird asshole.

I'm pretty sure those guys are all Mormons now.

"Only shooting stars break the mold."  So true.  So true.

Ooh, I have an idea for the soundtrack for the episode where he sees Bathsheba bathing on the roof, and her beauty in the moonlight overthrows him…

That was the mistake.  You never go full McShane.

I dunno but someone should warn her about the snakes crawling up her shoulders.

This episode is a great explanation of why, no matter how much they mosh and carouse, the scariest punk could still never be as scary as a run-of-the-mill asshole jock.

According to Wikipedia at least, it originally meant bombs dropped from the air, but has come to mean "nuclear, radiological, biological, or chemical weapons."

Basicallly, I think if it's the kind of thing Rambo would use to kill you, it's a conventional weapons, but if it's the kind of thing Hugo Weaving would use to…

FIRST he's gonna shit, THEN he's gonna kill us!

Subdued unless you mess up his car!  Oh no, he's gonna shit!  He's gonna kill us!

YouTube is going to be the web site that creates The Truman Show.

I feel the ants and Triffids could work together, or at least co-exist.