You've just been watching too much Picket Fences.

We're almost done; there are only a few British things left that we have to make an American version of, and after that we will be ready for America: PHASE II.

I felt really guilty as a twelve-year-old when they started singing that, because I was like "Holy cow, their song is so much better than ours."

I feel like this is a veiled insult of David Hasselhof and I approve.

I realize they're not related in anyway, but I would like to think of this as a tangential prequel to the Taken films.

I can't help it that it's fall and my nose is all stuffed up!

Oh, and BRITS GO HOME.

Only the first series is banned.  The second series has no coprophilia, and is just about all the weird shit the guy who's talking to Warren Herlock has found on top of the big old sea chest in his hallway.

Would you ask Sean O'Neal that question?

No, they found oil there.  It's boomed to like 80 now.

They should totally give their house to the Duggars.  We need a Change.org petition for this.

EDIT: BAM. Done. http://www.change.org/petit…

If they have a few more million dollars they might be able to buy litters, which would mean they would hire litter-bearers.  I'm hoping for the right front, personally.

I'm honestly surprised it's only thirteen bedrooms, at that size.  Plenty of kitchens, though.

Is there really anything all that erotic about Tarzan?  All it is is the story of a young, fit, innocent man who wears nothing but a loincloth who hangs out in the steamy jungle and meets a well-bred but adventurous and beautiful young woman and rescues her, and then there they are, all alone in the jungle, just the…

It's hard for small mammals.

Really more of an architectural showcase.

I don't know if you're actually racist, but the things you are writing?  They are racist.

"But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!"

I'm just glad he's finally getting some TV work.

Sleeper, hands down.  Incognito is fine, but Sleeper is one of the best comics series of all time.  After Scene of the Crime, it's my favorite work of Brubaker's.  I even like it better than Gotham Central, and I love Gotham Central.

I dunno, the plot might get too complicated.