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The year Smith was up for an Oscar for "Miss Misery", which closes Good Will Hunting, Madonna announced the best song winners, and you could tell that she wanted him to win.

He could definitely do it, and it would be nice to see him play a fundamentally decent human being again.  Actually, the part of Gordon is not so different from the part of Hal on Malcolm in the Middle, trying to manage those wacky psychopaths.

Batman is the third branch of government in the Gotham constitution.  Allow him to introduce his checks and his balances, which is what he calls his fists.

They're being such bastiches about it.

Or Batmanuel?

He's been pushing that wheelbarrow for too long.

A South Asian cheerleader?  What's next, are they gonna start entering beauty pageants?

Are you kidding?  All she wants to do is

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which is like, so punk.

"Just whinge, baby."

You might think you want the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders to comment for you, but let me tell you, you don't.  They're really into multilevel marketing, is the problem.

Except the butter sculpture of Chevy Chase; it's been out in the sun too long.

Agenst of Atlas was so terrific, one of my favorite superhero team comics of all time.  Every one of those characters was likable, interesting, and unique.

Awesome.  May I please have some corn paste?

First I've heard of it, but it looks like it might do nicely.  Thanks for the tip, Invisible Handjob.

You beat me but you forgot the exclamation point.

Who is the AV Club rabbi?  It feels like it's Cookie Monster, but I don't want to assume.

This makes me remember Rabin's My World of Flops review of Foodfight!, which really makes me miss My World of Flops.

Jodie Foster's Little Man Tate was her first film as a director, I think, and is pretty good.

Yeah, Your Friends and Neighbors is painful to watch, but Stiller's scenes with Keener are just terrifying.  The most violent movie I've ever seen.

It's the way his leg is sticking up, I think.