The mere thought of Ralph Wiggum's boy band studio voice is enough to send me into spasms of laughter at my desk.

♫Never thought I'd be on a boat…♫

Heh.  Butte.

Ennis certainly never wrote anything like his Hellblazer run again.  His recent Nick Fury series was phenomenal, but his war stories are different from the intimate portrait of an asshole that he did in Hellblazer.

My favorite work of his is still Hitman, but I understand it's not to everyone's taste.

I like Preacher, but I would still say that Ennis's Hellblazer run is much, much better.  Every writer has their own take on John screwing his friends, but Ennis has a very deep understanding of friendship and betrayal, and it cuts very deep.

I've been quite pleasantly surprised by the Valiant relaunch.  I haven't read everything, but Archer & Armstrong is really fun, and despite my reservations about a Priest-less Quantum & Woody, it's really just phenomenal.  I'm glad they were able to find such solid creative teams.

He was really good in Gettysburg.

Oh, I forgot Crecy.  That was great.

I'm definitely interested in Jeff Parker's take on Flash Gordon; seems like it should be right up his alley.  We'll see about the art, though, because, y'know, Dynamite.

Does anybody remember the "Defenders of the Earth" cartoon from the 80s, that had the same Flash Gordon, Mandrake, and the Phantom?  I remember it…

I saw that it was a new Hickman series, and my interest was piqued.  Then I saw that it was from Avatar, and my interest unpiqued.  Avatar is the New York Knicks of comics, where talented people indulge in their worst impulses and do the worst work of their career.  Plus, Avatar uses some kind of weird, nasty…

Needs more twerking gifs.

You should give it another try; it's all bagless now.

"…like school cafeteria pizza, it was, with a hint of rosewater…"

Yes, he could make the growly voice growlier.  Much growlier.

Unsettling remake of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I heard he moved to Moldova.

In space.

Rick Santorum warned us about this, and now look, nobody's gonna get any Cinnabons on Saturday.

He should enjoy the upcoming Harold & Kumar & Ken Jeong Start Their Own Food Truck.

"That @serlingcooperdraperpryce:disqus  marches to his or her own drum, Smithers."

"Shall I destroy him, sir?"

"Hm.  No.  Hire him."