Bonjourrrrrr, ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkey!

BARON LIKES GIMMICKS
NEWTON FAN

BARON LIKES GIMMICKS
NEWTON FAN

A lesser man would have feared having his gimmick undermined by the mere approximate rhyme of "ham" with "plan". But you, you saw what had to be done, and then you did it. I love you, Newton Gimmick.

A lesser man would have feared having his gimmick undermined by the mere approximate rhyme of "ham" with "plan". But you, you saw what had to be done, and then you did it. I love you, Newton Gimmick.

Now, you may have asked the wrong person, for I am no SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS scholar. I was a late, if enthusiastic, boarder upon the SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS train. I believe it started with SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS's Seinfeld (Classic) reviews, which seemed generally to be written both a)., from the perspective that…

Now, you may have asked the wrong person, for I am no SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS scholar. I was a late, if enthusiastic, boarder upon the SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS train. I believe it started with SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS's Seinfeld (Classic) reviews, which seemed generally to be written both a)., from the perspective that…

I don't understand you people. It's like you watch this show and then comment on this article to talk about the show, with almost no yelling of SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS. Philistines.

I don't understand you people. It's like you watch this show and then comment on this article to talk about the show, with almost no yelling of SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS. Philistines.

Lemon tree!

Lemon tree!

It wasn't very likely that anyone would read this - the article and a couple of hundred comments - despite not having any knowledge of Phil Collins. It was against the odds. But it was a chance you had to take.

It wasn't very likely that anyone would read this - the article and a couple of hundred comments - despite not having any knowledge of Phil Collins. It was against the odds. But it was a chance you had to take.

BA-DAP-A-DAP-A-DAP-A-DAPPA-DAP-DAP

BA-DAP-A-DAP-A-DAP-A-DAPPA-DAP-DAP

Well, sorry for party rocking!

Well, sorry for party rocking!

@avclub-3111c60f45680e4001c9e8dcb40bc7c3:disqus  @underscorex:disqus  How come it's "Weird Al" Yankovic and not "Weird" Al Yankovic? I mean, his name's really Al, right?

@avclub-3111c60f45680e4001c9e8dcb40bc7c3:disqus  @underscorex:disqus  How come it's "Weird Al" Yankovic and not "Weird" Al Yankovic? I mean, his name's really Al, right?

But it's a chance he's got to take! TAKE A LOOK AT HIM NOW!