But it's a chance he's got to take! TAKE A LOOK AT HIM NOW!

Wait, what? Those few lines are cut from the single version? That's the worst.
I love "Stan" minus the incredibly-self-serving-even-by-Eminem standards last verse. That just ruins the whole…universe, really.

Wait, what? Those few lines are cut from the single version? That's the worst.
I love "Stan" minus the incredibly-self-serving-even-by-Eminem standards last verse. That just ruins the whole…universe, really.

Love that spout medley.

Love that spout medley.

I think "In the Air Tonight" was overrated, and then after twenty years of people shitting on it, it became underrated again.

I think "In the Air Tonight" was overrated, and then after twenty years of people shitting on it, it became underrated again.

Hey, egghead! Sing Fair Harvard!

Hey, egghead! Sing Fair Harvard!

Yeah, which is what makes Sorkin's tendency to mythologize his characters more tolerable in TWW than in his other works. In TWW, what's annoying isn't the "we're the most important people in the world…" half of his usual schtick; it's the "…and everybody else sucks!" half. Thankfully, people on TWW interact with "the…

Yeah, which is what makes Sorkin's tendency to mythologize his characters more tolerable in TWW than in his other works. In TWW, what's annoying isn't the "we're the most important people in the world…" half of his usual schtick; it's the "…and everybody else sucks!" half. Thankfully, people on TWW interact with "the…

Had she been established as such at the time? I always assumed it was more, "we need an international law expert now, but don't want to bring in a new character, and Leo already has this relationship with this critter from S3, so let's bring her back."

Had she been established as such at the time? I always assumed it was more, "we need an international law expert now, but don't want to bring in a new character, and Leo already has this relationship with this critter from S3, so let's bring her back."

I thought I was the biggest season 5 defender in the world, in that I managed to watch it, twice, without dying…but thanks to your idea that the "budget showdown" story had multiple "best bits", I'm going to have to surrender my crown.

I thought I was the biggest season 5 defender in the world, in that I managed to watch it, twice, without dying…but thanks to your idea that the "budget showdown" story had multiple "best bits", I'm going to have to surrender my crown.

Why should the fourth guy on the depth chart get a full scholarship for…not being good enough at football to be third on the depth chart? And once we've accepted that that's a ridiculous waste of money, why waste it on a wrestler? Why shouldn't that money go to someone who's, you know, smart? Where I come from,…

Why should the fourth guy on the depth chart get a full scholarship for…not being good enough at football to be third on the depth chart? And once we've accepted that that's a ridiculous waste of money, why waste it on a wrestler? Why shouldn't that money go to someone who's, you know, smart? Where I come from,…

Rabin, this is the least awful Simpsons Classic review you've ever written.
“Ha ha ha! Where’s the beef! No wonder he won Minnesota!” may be my favorite Walter Mondale joke ever. It has a lot of competition.  You still can't make a joke without practically saying, "Dat's de joke!" after it, but it's less annoying when…

Rabin, this is the least awful Simpsons Classic review you've ever written.
“Ha ha ha! Where’s the beef! No wonder he won Minnesota!” may be my favorite Walter Mondale joke ever. It has a lot of competition.  You still can't make a joke without practically saying, "Dat's de joke!" after it, but it's less annoying when…

If that's the standard, I've been in the terrible twos for going on fifteen years now.