If that's the standard, I've been in the terrible twos for going on fifteen years now.

Hey, that's not the wallet inspector.

Hey, that's not the wallet inspector.

I assumed you, of all people, would share my love of "A Milhouse Divided".

I'm Idaho!

I'm Idaho!

@avclub-f2f7aa39902e704cd91740545123c806:disqus  I don't think it's *the most* moronic post ever made. Top three, maybe.

"Jasper didn't want to come alone!" P&P has to be in the conversation of "worst of seasons 4-9", but the gap in quality between that episode and the very best of The Simpsons is probably not as big as the gap going the other way between it and jockey elves.

…yeah, I watch The Simpsons to work out my daddy issues, too. Except, no, I don't.

…yeah, I watch The Simpsons to work out my daddy issues, too. Except, no, I don't.

I think the post-'84 Olympics have been groin-grabbingly transcendent.

I think the post-'84 Olympics have been groin-grabbingly transcendent.

I can't believe you pulled that off. When *I* tried to explain "where's the beef" to a bunch of teenagers, they took away my Scout leader hat. :(

Ha! I never made the connection between "Lisa's First Word" Grandma Flanders and Flashback Beatnik Grandma Flanders.

Ha! I never made the connection between "Lisa's First Word" Grandma Flanders and Flashback Beatnik Grandma Flanders.

I'm with The Flailing Stick. Fourth-worst gimmick poster ever.

I'm with The Flailing Stick. Fourth-worst gimmick poster ever.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!

Nabin: I was disappointed that you did not end this piece by telling us what's going to appear in the next installment and that, if memory serves, it's a good one.