THAT'S not LATIN!

THAT'S not LATIN!

I had not thought of Animaniacs for, oh, fifteen years, and look forward to revisiting it with you folks. Also: I believe I would pay $80 to hear William Shatner perform the theme song. "Dot…is cute…and Yakko YAKS!"

I had not thought of Animaniacs for, oh, fifteen years, and look forward to revisiting it with you folks. Also: I believe I would pay $80 to hear William Shatner perform the theme song. "Dot…is cute…and Yakko YAKS!"

I don't think I understand the distinction in this context, but I'm not very bright.

I don't think I understand the distinction in this context, but I'm not very bright.

Mike, your argument here seems to be that you lost faith in the movie because the Gerwig character did something most people wouldn't do, which I don't get. Asking whether we'd put up with that shit is moot; I wouldn't put up with that shit, but I also wouldn't tell the love of my life to get on that plane lest she…

Mike, your argument here seems to be that you lost faith in the movie because the Gerwig character did something most people wouldn't do, which I don't get. Asking whether we'd put up with that shit is moot; I wouldn't put up with that shit, but I also wouldn't tell the love of my life to get on that plane lest she…

With those genes and with how hard he keeps trying, it's pretty sad that the best use of Ben Stiller, ever, has been as Rachel's psychotic boyfriend who screams all the time in that one episode of "Friends". Dude should have "he definitely will scream!" on his eventual tombstone.

With those genes and with how hard he keeps trying, it's pretty sad that the best use of Ben Stiller, ever, has been as Rachel's psychotic boyfriend who screams all the time in that one episode of "Friends". Dude should have "he definitely will scream!" on his eventual tombstone.

Oh, there's no way it's supposed to be camp. He's just that bad. And yet it's working for him - Oscar nominations? Cannes? Lots of Oscar-bait movies suck, but I can't think of any others as laugh-out-loud terrible as Precious, or, from the sounds of it, this one.

Oh, there's no way it's supposed to be camp. He's just that bad. And yet it's working for him - Oscar nominations? Cannes? Lots of Oscar-bait movies suck, but I can't think of any others as laugh-out-loud terrible as Precious, or, from the sounds of it, this one.

I have questions about Rust and Bone.

I have questions about Rust and Bone.

MsSin: maybe you could just *be with* the really nice guy instead of being all, "Sure, you and I have everything in common and the chemistry is great and you've stupidly gone in for my co-dependent bullshit and built your whole life around me, but I know Kenny is better for me—-after all, whenever I travel ten hours…

MsSin: maybe you could just *be with* the really nice guy instead of being all, "Sure, you and I have everything in common and the chemistry is great and you've stupidly gone in for my co-dependent bullshit and built your whole life around me, but I know Kenny is better for me—-after all, whenever I travel ten hours…

So, wait, had your drama teacher gone up against Pamela Reed for some parts? Like Kindergarten Cop, or…well, Pamela Reed hasn't really had any other parts? Because otherwise…well, even knowing who Pamela Reed is is pretty sad (according to Wikipedia, Ruth Powers is her best-known role), but knowing who Pamela Reed is…

So, wait, had your drama teacher gone up against Pamela Reed for some parts? Like Kindergarten Cop, or…well, Pamela Reed hasn't really had any other parts? Because otherwise…well, even knowing who Pamela Reed is is pretty sad (according to Wikipedia, Ruth Powers is her best-known role), but knowing who Pamela Reed is…

You have more willpower than I, Emily.

You have more willpower than I, Emily.