Colonel Gentleman, you are a scholar and a gentleman. And a colonel.
DemiDeva: "It has been brought to my attention that Laura's hair was, in all actuality, not the color of any flame - lest that be some sort of bizarre brown flame from an alternate dimension - but that, indeed, her epidermis was brown. (Those of you…

Colonel Gentleman, you are a scholar and a gentleman. And a colonel.
DemiDeva: "It has been brought to my attention that Laura's hair was, in all actuality, not the color of any flame - lest that be some sort of bizarre brown flame from an alternate dimension - but that, indeed, her epidermis was brown. (Those of you…

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm just grateful there wasn't a paragraph that went, "When Bart meets this flame-haired vixen—-semi-ironically envoicelled by his generation's foremost purveyor of sarcastic teen angst—-he suffers an all-too-understandable collapse to the ground. Hoping, as do all maladroit hobbledehoys, to…

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm just grateful there wasn't a paragraph that went, "When Bart meets this flame-haired vixen—-semi-ironically envoicelled by his generation's foremost purveyor of sarcastic teen angst—-he suffers an all-too-understandable collapse to the ground. Hoping, as do all maladroit hobbledehoys, to…

A step in the right direction today, Nabin, but:
"that women are like refrigerators: they’re all about six feet tall and weigh three hundred pounds and make ice cubes."
If you love the show, please, for the love of Bottomless Pete, don't Nabinize its most classic bits. There was no reason not to just quote this line as…

A step in the right direction today, Nabin, but:
"that women are like refrigerators: they’re all about six feet tall and weigh three hundred pounds and make ice cubes."
If you love the show, please, for the love of Bottomless Pete, don't Nabinize its most classic bits. There was no reason not to just quote this line as…

You know, as some kind of non-summer-camp-going school guy, I totally agree: if the point of Kamp Krusty were, "Ha ha, this camp is a really bad camp!", it wouldn't be so great. But to me, the camp is almost incidental to the show. Transfer the entire plot to, I don't know, the elementary school being under new…

You know, as some kind of non-summer-camp-going school guy, I totally agree: if the point of Kamp Krusty were, "Ha ha, this camp is a really bad camp!", it wouldn't be so great. But to me, the camp is almost incidental to the show. Transfer the entire plot to, I don't know, the elementary school being under new…

I'll be back. Pr-probably. (Sorry, wrong episode.)

I'll be back. Pr-probably. (Sorry, wrong episode.)

"Also, if Homer won (and was later disqualified from) the "Least Distance Traveled To Get To The Reunion" award, shouldn't Marge at least have shared the award for also living with Homer? Huh? ANSWER ME!!!"I assume that Marge's side of the bed is the one further away from the school.

"Also, if Homer won (and was later disqualified from) the "Least Distance Traveled To Get To The Reunion" award, shouldn't Marge at least have shared the award for also living with Homer? Huh? ANSWER ME!!!"I assume that Marge's side of the bed is the one further away from the school.

Yeah, "six feet tall, about three hundred pounds, they make ice" is Homer TRYING to be empathetic. He's using his whole ass.

Yeah, "six feet tall, about three hundred pounds, they make ice" is Homer TRYING to be empathetic. He's using his whole ass.

Perhaps some of you would enjoy singing along to a little tune I have written, to the tune of "Diddy" by Diddy.
The S! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The…

Perhaps some of you would enjoy singing along to a little tune I have written, to the tune of "Diddy" by Diddy.
The S! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The I! The…

I was 2% annoyed by the terrible song, but 98% annoyed by the judges shitting all over the terrible song. Because a)., when have they ever disliked anything? But b)., this is your product, assholes. If BB Chez somehow pulls out the win, your job rides on your ability to market her singing this song. Be as critical as…

I was 2% annoyed by the terrible song, but 98% annoyed by the judges shitting all over the terrible song. Because a)., when have they ever disliked anything? But b)., this is your product, assholes. If BB Chez somehow pulls out the win, your job rides on your ability to market her singing this song. Be as critical as…

We only got a few seconds of "Nice and Slow" and I don't remember his "You Got It Bad"—-I certainly don't have a minute and a half to invest in relistening to the likes of that—-but did he "rearrange" them like Cook's "Billie Jean", or did he "sing them like Phillip Phillips", like every Phillip Phillips performance…

We only got a few seconds of "Nice and Slow" and I don't remember his "You Got It Bad"—-I certainly don't have a minute and a half to invest in relistening to the likes of that—-but did he "rearrange" them like Cook's "Billie Jean", or did he "sing them like Phillip Phillips", like every Phillip Phillips performance…