I'm not a television character but I think I should still be on this list. I was an abominable janitor for a big sporting goods/clothing retailer for 3 years and 3 months and never came close to being fired. Countless days I left early (like, 10am) without telling anybody. I left the store and would walk around the…

I'd love to see which things Walt said in the very few scenes we have of him teaching chemistry that you count as "vague philosophical mumbo-jumbo". The main scene we get is the first episode. He seems to be just introducing his students to chemistry, and so a more general account of chemistry (the study of change,…

Walt didn't make a pass at Carmen because he "needed to actually get fired". He did it because Skyler had fucked Ted.

Maybe you just have shitty taste?

@avclub-e19f6e2f7a453aaeba2e97d5426cee74:disqus Hank did get a promotion for figuring out Gustavo Fring's operation. He got ASAC Merkert's job. And Merkert lost his job because he was close to Fring and never figured it out. So Hank would have lost his job for the exact same reason, Fring case or not.

Did anybody actually watch Breaking Bad? The show took place over two years. Precisely. Began on Walt's 50th birthday and ended on his 52nd birthday. I can't remember precisely when Hank put the name "Heisenberg" to the meth cook he was chasing, but he was on Walt's trail from 102 "…and the Bag's in the River". He…

Perfect.

OK. You can add fat and sleep to that too. Maybe this is what your comments should look like:

Maybe one of Patty or Selma will die of lung cancer.

Unless you can somehow find a way to embody "ridiculously shaped head" in your comments, this "Huell" gimmick account is really reaching.

I'm noticing a pattern here.

Yay Tonies!

@flagonthemoon:disqus Your point is taken. Maybe it's a kneejerk reaction to accuse you of sexism, but as a (briefly) former teenage misogynist (I'm 25, reformed, it was a long time ago), I'm sensitive to these things. I suppose as a woman or an actual good person I might be too, but I am neither. Having said that, I…

Why do people marry people they don't have anything to talk about with?

You're getting a lot of shit for sexism. And you seem to deserve it. But you could have avoided it by embellishing the details. Instead of "the girlfriend" (seeming to denote all girlfriends), you could have said "a girlfriend who is not as interesting as talking about sports." Let's see how that looks:

It's a good point. You only get snatches of the story here or there so it's tough to tell what exactly happened. But we know that Walt and Gretchen were in a relationship and that Walt and Elliot started Grey Matter in grad school. It seems that Gretchen was there from the beginning, but episode 105 "Grey Matter"…

It started January 20, 2008.

OK, NOW I NOTICED THAT THIS ARTICLE IS A MONTH OLD.

I NOTICED THAT IF I SEE A POST WRITTEN ENTIRELY WITH CAPITAL LETTERS MY EYES ARE DRAWN TO IT AND THEN I READ IT.

Though there's no possibility that Walt or Jesse would be in this show, there's the possibility that Mike could be. And by extension, Gus. Possibly Hank. I don't recall whether Hank also meets Saul for the first time in the episode "Better Call Saul".