They just played at my school last semester. Needless to say, I am didn't was go.

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First thing's first: if your name is a reference to America by Ginsberg, you may consider the following vitriol to be mitigated by a shared kinship for a fun poem.
Having said that, two more things: Nigga asked me for a shot of my nipples. I posted a picture. You might…

Whoa that would be sweet. Could you do that to my Hegel professor? He's a great guy, but I have a paper due next Thursday and I don't want to write it.

To be fair, he does have a nice big penis.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus I suppose I'll just go GTFO myself then.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus I said SUCKABLE!

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2jcp…[/IMG]

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus 
A simple "fuck you" hurts me about as much as a cotton ball thrown by Stephen Hawking. Maybe you can make fun of my eponymous third nipple, like Dikachu does. For the record, just got two nipples. Two beautiful, symmetrical, suckable nipples.

What did you do? It must've been assault on a man. You know, the kind of person it's okay to hit.

Holy shit. If I knew that community service was that long, I wouldn't beat the shit out of my girlfriend every time she goes over her weekly allowance. I didn't realize I could actually be losing money every time I ever so gently introduce her eye socket to the corner of the stove.

That reminds me of another fun fact: Chris Brown was born in Virginia.

I usually just arbitrarily attack one of you guys.

The lesseriest ape.

Donald Trun

Looks like you got the most likes, friend.

To be fair, Rihanna's music doesn't know when it's time to shut up.

Yeah, very possibly. He might just be a sociopath. In which case he will never change.

My favourite is "I've Just Got a Mouth on Me Is All".

Why would you go to a movie with someone and then not sit next to them? That's like going to dinner with someone and then not sitting with them.

I have never once heard anybody say they were afraid of clowns to be "quirky". Or at all, really. False premise.