I don't get the emphasis on the "now"? In what context did you have to shove it in his face that somebody like him is on TV. Does your boyfriend complain that there's nobody like him on TV? If so, dump him. Also, boyfriend, if you read your girlfriend's post: dump her. Look how boring she is. Also sorry for the…

I don't get the emphasis on the "now"? In what context did you have to shove it in his face that somebody like him is on TV. Does your boyfriend complain that there's nobody like him on TV? If so, dump him. Also, boyfriend, if you read your girlfriend's post: dump her. Look how boring she is. Also sorry for the…

This movie should've been called "False Premise".

For the record this was direct at me.

You are a simpleton.

Is it still an effective insult to tell somebody their mother was or currently is a whore? If so, that to you.

Canadian pride is a funny thing. I don't have any, but I'm happy to be here and wouldn't choose to live in many places over Canada, except maybe Scandinavia, where I lived once and it was awesome. That being said, Canada's a weird country. It's big and small at the same time, and its close proximity/subservience to…

Hey Dave Shumka, have you ever heard the first ten minutes of WTF? It drags a little, but you might like it!

I smoked 6 joints before seeing that movie (because clearly I'm a moron), and I could not make heads or tails of it.

This movie looks awesome and I want to masturbate to it a lot.

This movie looks awesome and I want to masturbate to it a lot.

Reminds me of the time I robbed a train then murdered a kid and then orchestrated the murders of about a dozen prisoners who had the goods on me.

Stop being such a baby!

I'm from Canada and I've never seen more than 3 seconds of Degrassi. I don't like hockey either. I am what a lot of annoying people might call a "bad Canadian". However, those people are right.

I don't see why the respect for his dramatic abilities is odd. He's a good actor. Robin Williams, that is. As for Jack Black, I like him a lot.

No dice.
1. Talk about being drunk, getting drunk, being unable to get drunk, or being about to get drunk ONLY.
2. Get bevvy of asshole friends named Amir, making it harder to insult them without coming off as racist.
3. Don't study for anything ever.

I feel your pain. Best choice is to become a 19 year old douchebag and go to class drunk.

I watched Wild On for the tits.

The metric system doesn't exaggerate shit! What's freezing temperature here in Canada? 0 degrees? That sounds logical. What is it in the US? -32? If it was fucking -32 in Canada…then it would be January! (Read that in the old Muppet guys voices and you'll see how funny it is.)

Did you hate Seinfeld and the Simpsons?????????? I ran out of question mark ink otherwise you'd see a whole lot more, bubbo.